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A Dialogue Between Me and My Alter-Ego, Who Appreciates The Comedic Stylings of Tom Green by Jason Peters

A Dialogue Between Me and My Alter-Ego, Who Appreciates The Comedic Stylings of Tom Green by Jason Peters

Feb 13, 2018

[I stumble into the living room and sit on the couch next to my alter-ego, who is wearing pajamas and watching old YouTube clips of The Tom Green Show on his laptop] Me: Are you seriously watching Tom Green right now? Alter-Ego: Sure, what's wrong with that? Me: What's wrong with watching Tom Green in 2018? You don't find his humor to be a little...dated? Alter-Ego: Obviously not. Great comedy transcends time. Me: I'm aware...

Fortnite: Battle Royale – Review by Jason Peters

Fortnite: Battle Royale – Review by Jason Peters

Oct 4, 2017

For those of you who haven't heard, Fortnite: Battle Royale is a new play mode for Fortnite that follows the increasingly popular Battle Royale format recently made famous by PlayerUnknown's BattleGrounds. The basic idea is that you are 1 of 100 people dropped on to an island, which in the game is one single and very large map, and quite simply, the last man standing wins. So yeah, it's basically The Hunger Games with 100...

A Dialogue Between Me and My Alter Ego, Who Enjoys Episodic Network Television by Jason Peters

A Dialogue Between Me and My Alter Ego, Who Enjoys Episodic Network Television by Jason Peters

Nov 30, 2016

[I walk in and sit on the couch next to my alter ego, who is holding a bowl of popcorn while watching a cop drama on network television.]   Me: Strapped in for another 60 rousing minutes of realistic dialogue and not-at-all predictable plot twists, I see. Alter-Ego: Dude, don't be a hater. 30 million people watch this show. Me: That can't be right. Alter-Ego: Seriously, look it up. Me: Yeah, ok, let me just...

Climate Denial: The Movie! (Treatment/Synopsis) by Jason Peters

Climate Denial: The Movie! (Treatment/Synopsis) by Jason Peters

Oct 5, 2016

Bill, a CEO, and John, a hedge fund manager, are two regular, down-on-their-luck billionaires. Bill is facing pressure from his board of directors on account of the company having just finished the year a mere 3 points over LY. Meanwhile, John has recently found his assets seized on account of being indicted for insider trading, and is facing mounting pressure from angry clients threatening legal action as his company moves further and further to distance...

A Dialogue Between Me and My Alter Ego, Who is Popular and Likes Cats by Jason Peters

A Dialogue Between Me and My Alter Ego, Who is Popular and Likes Cats by Jason Peters

Jul 6, 2016

*The following conversation took place between me and myself on April 20'th at 4:20am. We were sitting on a couch eating Cheetos and watching paid programming on Comedy Central in between bouts of Madden.* Me: Hey, how many of these Magic Garden Hoses do you think they sell in a night? Alter-Ego: I dunno. Seventy, maybe? Me: Seventy? At $10 a pop, that's only $700. No way they make their money back on $700. Alter-Ego:...

Fantasy Football Isn’t A Football Simulator, It’s A Business Simulator by Jason Peters

Fantasy Football Isn’t A Football Simulator, It’s A Business Simulator by Jason Peters

Jun 29, 2016

June through August always marks something of a low point for sports. Hockey and basketball have just recently concluded, and baseball is in the middle of it's hundred and sixty game numb-a-thon of a season. Really, the only thing to do is to look ahead to that magical time when football will once again unveil itself to the world, and we can all dream that our favorite teams, both real and fantasy-based, won't completely suck....

Bloodborne: The Abusive Partner I Can’t Quit by Jason Peters

Bloodborne: The Abusive Partner I Can’t Quit by Jason Peters

Jun 15, 2016

Never before have I been so completely in love with a game, while at the same time detesting the very essence of it. It's a concept that's relatively new to me, and for the first time, I'm starting to understand the whole "my husband hits me, but I can't leave him cause I love him" mentality. That's basically what Bloodborne is: the video game equivalent of the abusive, alcoholic spouse that you can't just can't...

Aberrant Literature Short Fiction Collection Vol. 2 On Sale Now at Amazon.com!

Aberrant Literature Short Fiction Collection Vol. 2 On Sale Now at Amazon.com!

Nov 2, 2015

Hey Guys, We're proud to announce that Volume 2 of the Aberrant Literature Short Fiction Collection is now live on Amazon.com. As always, we've got five wonderfully unique Sci-Fi, Horror, and Fantasy tales that are sure to quench your creative thirst. Our first story takes you to an exotic world beyond the known universe. Interstellar beings Syzygy and Rinkus debate the nature of time, space and existence amidst the chaotic backdrop of nature in Joan...

On How Microsoft is the Most Crooked, Anti-Consumer Company in the World by Jason Peters

On How Microsoft is the Most Crooked, Anti-Consumer Company in the World by Jason Peters

Oct 1, 2015

If there is one thing Microsoft needs you to understand, it's this: Microsoft gives zero fucks about you. Microsoft wants to take your money, shank you in the gut, and let you bleed out in the streets. Microsoft wouldn't stop to piss on your burning body in the middle of the road, and would run you over just for the inconvenience. Yes, Microsoft is easily the absolute worst, most anti-consumer company in the world, and they...

On Creation, Robotics, and Our Place in the World by Jason Peters

On Creation, Robotics, and Our Place in the World by Jason Peters

Sep 15, 2015

“Matter is neither created, nor destroyed” – Antoine Lavoisier “So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.” - The Bible, English Standard Version   I am not a traditionally religious person. While I have my why’s and how’s of the way the universe works, as well as my disagreements with a number of the teachings of various organized institutions of religion,...

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